i-kill-shadows said: Jin/Touya for the ship thing ;3
MY OTP TO END ALL OTPS HOW DARE.
- The umbrella, when it rains - Jin bc he’s so much taller and Touya holding it would just end with Jin getting hit in the head with the umbrella. But then again I think Jin likes the rain and probably doesn’t even stand under the umbrella.
- The popcorn at the cinema - JIN and he eats it all. Touya’s fine with it. It tastes like cardboard to him anyway.
- The baby, when it cries - Both switch off I think!
- The ice cream cone, when they share - Touya does to make sure he gets to eat SOME at least. Jin pls do not finish the whole thing in a couple of bites thanks
- The remote, when they sit down to watch a movie - TOUYA to make sure Jin doesn’t keep switching channels
- The basket, when they go shopping - Touya because Jin is too busy going off and running around the store to grab things willy nilly and Jin just comes back and dumps things in the basket.
- The door, on dates - Eh neither, whoever gets there first makes sure the door doesn’t smack the other in the face
- The other’s hand, most often - JIN he usually reaches out first. Touya doesn’t really ever get a chance to do it first.
- Their breath, upon seeing the other on their wedding day - TOUYA who thinks somehow the smile on Jin’s face is even more beautiful than usual.
- The camera, when they take pictures together - JIN because his arms are longer but Touya doesn’t like taking pictures anyway. Jin practically has to hold him there and sMOOCH HIM ON THE CHEEK
friendly reminder that the reason peter quill never opened the gift from his mother and carried it with him all those years was because when she gave it to him she told him not to open it until after she was gone and he could not bring himself to open it because that would mean admitting that she was really dead
you shut your mouth
- me: *whenever I think up a sad headcanon* oh boy i can't wait to destroy my friends with this
7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes
a slight calculative error was madeanus georg
are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes
that is terrifying
final bossIt started with bad math, and then it just turned Shin Megami Tensei.