Day 7: favorite pesterlog
I couldn’t pick so I asked my girlfriend and she said to do the one where Tavros tries to troll Dave but gets royally creeped out by him instead.
(I like how literally everyone’s favorite pesterlogs involve Dave)
the worst thing about writing is that you aren’t just a writer. you have to be a thousand things. a poet, a flirt, a weapons expert, a bleeding heart, a scholar, a legendary cook, a theorist, an engineer, a reckless teenage girl, a dying god. you have to be able to write monologues and speeches and heartfelt confessions, and you have to make them believable. writing is putting yourself into someone else’s shoes.
writing is really hard (◕︿◕✿)
I’m sorry for all the inconsistencies and mistakes I probably overlooked but this is something i’ve been working on and off on for a few months now and I’m proud of it, so I hope you will enjoy it :)
Also I’m gonna put the link to the one on rt.com because the pictures don’t look too good on my blog :)
(via mortalremedy)(60,613 plays)
when covering a song, dont change the pronouns to make the song less gay, change them to make it more gay. turn every boring straight love song into a beautiful gay one. fill the world with homo.
Are you implying that gay love is more interesting than straight love?
well there’s a hell of a lot more than one of the other, and nothing’s more boring than repetition.
so in LOTR’s appendices it says that legolas eventually builds a boat and takes gimli across the seas and into the west, the gray havens. you know, the place arwen isn’t allowed to go because she’s in love with a human dude bUT LEGOLAS (AKA ‘YOU LITTLE SHIT’) JUST SAYS “FUCK IT” AND SNEAKS GIMLI INTO THE GODDAMN UNDYING LANDS LIKE CONTRABAND TWIZZLERS INTO A MOVIE THEATER
best literary analysis ever