Magnificence in Excelsius

dorothy-cotton:

hamburgerking:

striderprovider:

kawaiians:

do people really have 2-day periods

i just interpreted this as dave having a two day period

he even got it all over his bed

bramblepatch:

thepioden:

l33tsaber:

mindfangasm:

piippiin:

jadedavewhisperer:

facepalmx2combo:

shipocalypse:

roxyresponder:

princessofkokoros:

doctorsheroesmetlin:

iamyourstocommand:

yourebrilliantyouare:

velvetylungs:

gravityisforsuckers:

Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”  

THKBNFJS THLAY DG.

holy s—

THEQCKBRWFXJVERTHELAZYG

THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG….well that is dull.

TE QUICK BROWN FOX JUP OVER TE LAZY O

THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG

Yay. Enterprise you are wonderful indeed. 

THE QUCIK BRWON FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG

brwon

THEQUIKROWFOJUPSOERTHELAUDOG

HE QUIC BROWN OX UMP OVER HE Z OG

I don’t have a lazy dog, I have a zog. B)

THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG

Bam.

THKBNFJSTHLAYDG

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HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG

huh

HE QUIK BROWN FO JUOED OR HE HE LA DOGF

oh

HE QUIC BROWN OX UMP OVER HE Z OG

I must have the same keyboard as shipocalypse.

HE QUIC BROWN OX UMP OVER HE Z OG

Me too, hmmmm.

HJE QUICK BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG

THEQUICKROWFOXJUMPSOVERTHELZYDOG

…8I

bramblepatch:

tarynlovesdarren:

finchellydelicious:

peetavictor:

last time i checked you don’t just apply to one college

you also don’t get your acceptance letters right around graduation.

…I only applied to one college.

I only applied to one college too, because my dad worked there and I got 1/2 tuition.

(Source: tmstrkd)