July162014

diggingon:

badxseed:

myexposedretina:

huffingtonpost:

THIS DOG’S FINAL DAY PROVES WE SHOULD LIVE EVERY DAY LIKE IT’S OUR LAST

The Roberts family knew they had to put their beloved dog, Duke, to sleep after the cancer began to take over his body. So, they decided to make his final day on Earth his most special.

See more photos from Duke’s last day that will bring you to tears here.

:c

This is beautiful ;,)„„

poor puppy least hs last day was a perfect one :’(

(via the-glitter-maiden)

July52014

butlerbookbinding:

noctstiel:

squarekun:

dead-lyrics:

pepperbear:

swarnpert:

7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes

a slight calculative error was made

anus georg

are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes

that is terrifying

final boss

It started with bad math, and then it just turned Shin Megami Tensei.

(via elkian)

July32014

captain-boomerang:

(original post here)

(via monstert33th)

(860,211 plays)

July22014

gutsmanexe:

When my friends start typing NO in all uppercase at me I know I’ve done a good job

(Source: heatcrashemboar, via theknavedave)

June232014

redvinesgiraffe:

democracykills:

swaggersbackto-theimpala:

I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW

it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit

GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL

(Source: swaggersbacktotheimpala, via drainagekind)

May272014

charlesoberonn:

Things I should be doing: Writing

Things I am doing: Imagining random shit from the story I want to write without actually thinking them through and then forgeting about them.

(via mbeefluttergut)

May232014
May212014

mustachossom:

when u tell ur friend a plot twist for ur story

image

(via kablowie)

May142014

winterbolt:

Elfangor icons for Ri! (EDIT in b4ithappens: PLEASE DO NOT USE THESE THEY WERE COMMISSIONED thankyoufriends)

May122014

archiemcphee:

If you like our Ear Worm Ear Buds then we think you’ll also get a kick out of these impressively realistic snail and slug headphones. They were created by Prague-based artist Klára Pernicová.

Visit Klára’s website to check out more of her artwork, including wonderfully unsettling pairs of bobby pins and barrettes that look like human ears.

[via Neatorama]

(via mbeefluttergut)

May112014

derseolation:

kaible:

Occasionally I remember this video exists and it sums up so much of my experience of being dragged to resale stores with my mom

i’m laughing so hard omfg

(via girldoesnothing)

2PM
  • Person A: Makes a typo
  • Person A: Repeats the word with the typo corrected
  • Person B: Says the word with the original typo
  • Person A: Shut up
4AM

marioooooooooooooooooooooooooooo:

arcreactions:

light rain (◡‿◡✿)

heavy rain (◕‿◕✿)

THUNDERSTORMS (◉‿◉✿)

heavy rain

image

(Source: summersoilder, via somethingsortofsexualsometimes)

May102014
winterbolt:

titanqueenymir:

winterbolt:

winterbolt:

ANDALITES SLOWLY BUT SURELY TAKING OVER MY LIFE now with 110% more effort

#yes #good #still need to re read #but still too broke to buy books and I can’t get a library card nor stay at a library
hello there friend I couldn’t help but notice your tags LEMME HELP YOU OUT
You can get all of the books for free as ebooks right here! That’s how I’ve been reading them c:

Oh my god. I’m so happy I’m actually crying right now, thank you friend!

awww shhh no tears just animorphs 
but you’re welcome! <3 (thanks for the follow too btw!)

>no tears just animorphs
one of these things leads to the other tho

winterbolt:

titanqueenymir:

winterbolt:

winterbolt:

ANDALITES SLOWLY BUT SURELY TAKING OVER MY LIFE now with 110% more effort

#yes #good #still need to re read #but still too broke to buy books and I can’t get a library card nor stay at a library

hello there friend I couldn’t help but notice your tags LEMME HELP YOU OUT

You can get all of the books for free as ebooks right here! That’s how I’ve been reading them c:

Oh my god. I’m so happy I’m actually crying right now, thank you friend!

awww shhh no tears just animorphs 

but you’re welcome! <3 (thanks for the follow too btw!)

>no tears just animorphs

one of these things leads to the other tho

May82014
protowilson:

betterbemeta:

This tea is awful. It’s fucking disgusting. Don’t believe that lazy shit idyllic pastoral landscape on the goddamn cardboard box. It’s a damn lie and if you drink this tea you’ll know the heart of minty darkness
Like OK I appreciate that it tries to prepare you for whats inside by a cute picture on the box. Fresh green mint leaves, and some candy cane sticks to get you in that shitty assfaced Christmas mood. Look it’s even tied with a repugnant little red bow. fuck this tea.
So if you open the box and immediately steep a cup prepare to get one of those cute lil candy canes up your FUCKING NOSE and in your FUCKING EYES because this shit doesn’t know personal space in the same way a demon from hell doesn’t know a loving God.
I hope you like drinking your throat lozenges because here’s a blistering stream an actual menthol golem would piss down your fucking throat while you gag on its candy-striped wiener. 
So you lock this shit in a box for 3 months while you recover from the worst toothpaste-flavored blowjob of your life and maybe get yourself together again. You recover. You move on. Things are looking pretty up and you think back, well maybe that godforsaken tea didn’t really taste like a peppermint Siberia. So you make a cup like the foolish piece of shit you are
and you’re right, but so wrong about the character and nature of your mistake you might as well star in Greek tragedy. You pathetic bag of bollocks.
because in the months its been locked in a top-shelf tomb the life and vehement mint-based hatred for the physical world has withered and desiccated out of its soulless teabag husks.
Now what you have got in your fucking unfortunate mug is a hot steaming cup of fuck you that tastes like the inside of the birch tree on the fucking box, or maybe Santa’s tears mixed with mummy dust, or midwinter leaf litter a vaguely minty dog only rolled in once.
The aftertaste stinks of wax. Why wax? Because it wants to remind you that you’re the kid who ate birthday candles in first grade, that’s why. And every single other bad decision you now regret.
fuck this tea. fuck it, it tastes like a hollow  mannequin of a tea, hot leaf swill unfit to fertilize even fake fucking flowers.Maybe you could tan leather in it. I don’t fucking know but get it away from me and the human race. Fucking shoot it at the moon where it belongs with all of the other celestial fucking seasonings. fuck

I never thought I’d reblog a tea review but here we are.

protowilson:

betterbemeta:

This tea is awful. It’s fucking disgusting. Don’t believe that lazy shit idyllic pastoral landscape on the goddamn cardboard box. It’s a damn lie and if you drink this tea you’ll know the heart of minty darkness

Like OK I appreciate that it tries to prepare you for whats inside by a cute picture on the box. Fresh green mint leaves, and some candy cane sticks to get you in that shitty assfaced Christmas mood. Look it’s even tied with a repugnant little red bow. fuck this tea.

So if you open the box and immediately steep a cup prepare to get one of those cute lil candy canes up your FUCKING NOSE and in your FUCKING EYES because this shit doesn’t know personal space in the same way a demon from hell doesn’t know a loving God.

I hope you like drinking your throat lozenges because here’s a blistering stream an actual menthol golem would piss down your fucking throat while you gag on its candy-striped wiener. 

So you lock this shit in a box for 3 months while you recover from the worst toothpaste-flavored blowjob of your life and maybe get yourself together again. You recover. You move on. Things are looking pretty up and you think back, well maybe that godforsaken tea didn’t really taste like a peppermint Siberia. So you make a cup like the foolish piece of shit you are

and you’re right, but so wrong about the character and nature of your mistake you might as well star in Greek tragedy. You pathetic bag of bollocks.

because in the months its been locked in a top-shelf tomb the life and vehement mint-based hatred for the physical world has withered and desiccated out of its soulless teabag husks.

Now what you have got in your fucking unfortunate mug is a hot steaming cup of fuck you that tastes like the inside of the birch tree on the fucking box, or maybe Santa’s tears mixed with mummy dust, or midwinter leaf litter a vaguely minty dog only rolled in once.

The aftertaste stinks of wax. Why wax? Because it wants to remind you that you’re the kid who ate birthday candles in first grade, that’s why. And every single other bad decision you now regret.

fuck this tea. fuck it, it tastes like a hollow  mannequin of a tea, hot leaf swill unfit to fertilize even fake fucking flowers.Maybe you could tan leather in it. I don’t fucking know but get it away from me and the human race. Fucking shoot it at the moon where it belongs with all of the other celestial fucking seasonings. fuck

I never thought I’d reblog a tea review but here we are.

(via mbeefluttergut)

best 

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